Random Constructive Writings
Corinne Phillips
Random Constructive Writings is a collection of poems about random various topics. The collection of poems are unusual unexpected content. They are odd and different — you never know what you’re going to get with my writing. My poems are good fun and people have told me they are funny and hilarious. My writing is unique and when you turn one page to the next you get excited thinking “I wonder what the next poem is.” I don’t have a particular subject I write about, I write about all subjects and random topics.
ETERNAL thanks to Corinne Phillips for her AMAZING Random Constructive Writings. I am a former journo who fell for her writing at a difficult time in my life. Thank you.
– Zoe Collins
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LAUGHTER
A Cafe in Richmond
A pal and I
Share a coffee and have a great talk
Then suddenly everything was led astray
By one peculiar thought
I Wonder why God invented the fart
And why he did it that way
Uncontrollable laugher possessed that night
And left us with nothing to say
I’ve always wondered if Moses farted and Paul the Apostle too
Or maybe the disciples couldn’t resist and Jesus’s made it tabu
The Bible says Make a joyful noise unto the Lord
But the rear end of a person is not a place to start
But it smells and brings alot of attention
Maybe that’s why God invented the fart
AIR and BREATH
The air that we breathe makes me feel at ease the cool gentle breeze on my mouth makes me happy to shout to sit for a minute and breathe in the beautiful air just blows away your cares it’s immaculate supple and fair that beautiful beautiful air that caresses my mouth and hair o what darling air you give me life you can’t compare to anything else I’m aware o darling darling air o lovely lovely breath you soothe me and give life to my chest o how can we live without you a precious gift I’ll never doubt you.
SALAD
Vegemite salad ketchup and rice all blended together is not very nice shall we call it a salad or maybe a ballad a love song made up of ketchup and rice or maybe a cake to take a slice but put the cake and salad together and what have you had a salad love song that tastes very bad.
